Author: Christine Rose
-
Burn It Down
I burned the haystack before it had a name — and wrote a play about it. There’s a viral dating method sweeping the internet right now called the “burned haystack.” The premise is elegant in its ruthlessness: if you’re looking for a needle in a haystack, the most efficient strategy isn’t to sort through every…
-
“10 First Dates” — London Premiere, 4-Star Reviews, and 3 Award Nominations
I saw my own play for the first time on opening night. Watching something you wrote come to life on a stage while strangers laugh at exactly the right moments is surreal—and one of the most extraordinary things I’ve ever experienced. I was genuinely proud of what this team had made. The Team Laura Shipler…
-
Why I Wrote “10 First Dates”
I didn’t set out to write a comedy. I set out to survive a month. In 2015, my fifteen-year marriage ended. What followed were three years of confusion, grief, and the slow, unglamorous work of figuring out who I was without the person I’d built my life around. By 2018, I was ready — or…
-
“10 First Dates” Comes to The Etcetera Theatre in London!
March 20–24, 2026 | Women’s Writers Festival I’m thrilled (and slightly terrified, which feels appropriate given the subject matter) to announce that my new play, Ten First Dates, will be produced by Gooper Dust Productions at the Etcetera Theatre from March 20–24, 2026, as part of the Women’s Writers Festival. Yes. It’s really happening. After…
-
When the Grievances of 1776 Look Too Much Like 2026
What if the very reasons our ancestors felt compelled to revolt — the list of abuses against basic rights and liberties — weren’t just history but a remarkably accurate lens for how power is being wielded in America today? That’s the argument made in a powerful video I’m sharing below. The speaker doesn’t just quote…
-
It’s Past Time to Play Hardball
We are not “approaching” fascism; we’re there. This is the moment we will be judged for. The erosion of civil liberties, the normalization of state violence, the open contempt for court rulings, and the aggressive gaslighting of the American public are not abstract fears or future possibilities. They are here, now, and escalating.
-
Past Lives Holiday Bizarre This Friday — Come See My New Sculptures and Seasonal Art!
This Friday, December 5, from 5–10 p.m., Past Lives Makerspace is hosting its Holiday Bizarre: A Sale of Art & Oddities, and I’m thrilled to be part of it. The event is free, open to the public, and part of SE Portland’s First Friday Art Walk, so it’s the perfect night to explore local art,…
-
Fall of Freedom Comes to Portland — And “Liberty Wept” Takes Her First Stand
On November 21, 2025, Portland joins more than 600 creative resistance events nationwide as part of Fall of Freedom—a sweeping, two-day mobilization of artists, writers, performers, and community spaces rising in defiance of growing authoritarian threats across the country. At Past Lives Makerspace, their monthly Open Mic Night is transforming into a special Fall of…
-
Shadows & Steel: Christine Rose’s Dark Art at Black Cat Frozen Custard & The Conspirator’s Lounge
Step into the twin worlds of Black Cat Frozen Custard and its secret speakeasy, The Conspirator’s Lounge, and you’ll find yourself surrounded by the haunting creations of Portland artist Christine Rose — where fire, glass, and imagination fuse into something beautifully macabre. At Black Cat Frozen Custard, among the hum of conversation and the scent…
-
Four Sculptures Accepted Into Splendorporium’s Tarot-Themed Show!
✨ Exciting news! ✨ Four of my sculptures — Corvus Machina, Iron Widow, Forgotten, and Omen, the Midnight Scrapper — have been accepted into Splendorporium’s Tarot-Themed Art Show! 🖤🔮 📅 On view October 3–30 in Portland. I’m so grateful to be part of this magical show alongside other incredible artists. If you’re in the area,…
Christine Rose 